trump: *pulls out of the paris agreement, severely harming the current global efforts to combat global warming because he’s either too fucking stupid or too evil to see that it’s a big deal and also starts the process of wiping out net neutrality, an objectively horrible thing for everone that isn’t a massive telecom company executive and will cause untold levels of damage on our ability to communicate through the internet*
media:
trump: *makes a spelling mistake on twitter*
media: OMG have you heard of
COVFEFE??????????????????????????????
look i really hate to be that person who takes anything seriously on this hellsite but i’ve had it up to about here with the “trump is an evil mastermind distracting us from the real problems instead of an unstable, senile old man with a tenuous grip on reality” conspiracy theories so i’ve just gotta do it today
# of nyt articles on “covfefe”: 27
# of nyt articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 292
# of wapo articles on “covfefe”: 54, but most of them are short mentions in news roundup blog posts so i’ll let it slide
# of wapo articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 288
# of politico articles on “covfefe”: 17
# of politico articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 142too tired already to get into the net neutrality issue too but the point is: if you’re getting all your news from twitter memes, of course you’ve heard more about covfefe than actual policy, but the root of the matter isn’t that journalists aren’t doing their jobs and reporting on the real issues, it’s that you’re getting all your news from twitter memes
this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs
This got rid of my anxiety temporarily??
i love whatever accent this is
I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain.
I just learned Benji has turned one year old. Happy Birthday, Benji!!
imp:
to constantly have your eye on some idealized version of a future-“you” is to doom yourself indefinitely into a state of fragmented dissociation
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
—BB
yes to all of this
Dark witch aesthetics - Ravenclaw